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MoJese – A Guide to Newspeak

A view from the North

Some handy translations of pronouncements coming out of our beloved ministry…..

We have quadrupled fees and tightened time limits to stop JR being used as a cheap delaying tactic in immigration cases

UKIP VOTERS SHOULD VOTE FOR US

The proposals include a residency test so that immigrants who have barely stepped over the border, or who may even be here illegally, will not qualify for civil legal aid.

UKIP VOTERS SHOULD VOTE FOR US

There are now only a tiny handful of cases each day when an interpreter job is unfilled.

PLEASE STOP GOING ON ABOUT IT, THEY ARE ONLY CRIMINALS, AND FOREIGN ONES AT THAT. DID I MENTION THAT UKIP VOTERS SHOULD VOTE FOR US?

Very often attempts to deport foreign prisoners run into problems with the Human Rights Act, which is another reason why human rights laws need to change.

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